Friday, October 23, 2009

Designated Hitters and False Prophets

My father, in anticipation of an upcoming battle between his beloved Phillies and the despised Bronx Bombers, reflects on the two religions within American Baseballdom: American and National Leagues.

The great spiritual divide between the two comes down to advent of the designated hitter. It is, in simplest terms, a heresy:

First, the DH is the beginning of a new covenant, breaking with the rules
and traditions of the 'old' covenant. A misguided attempt to fix something
that is not broken and which will both raise and dash hopes for redemption:
the hope that this one magical position, who floats above but doesn't
inhabit the field of play, will redeem everyone's destiny. A "position
player" who doesn't have a position. And it creates disparities and
turbulence throughout the rest of the line-up. Pitchers who don't hit,
hitters who don't field. The basic rules, the underlying infrastructure of
the universe is being tampered with

But this DH redeemer will come only if you believe. It's a position based on
faith, not action.

The previous (rejected) paradigm holds that the true redeemer will emerge
from among the populace; in every generation the redeemer will be revealed
as coming in the form of a different person, not someone "designated" ahead
of time. Could be a back-up catcher, a rookie second baseman, an
over-the-hill pitcher. The fundamental logic and structure, the basic weave
of the game is intact.
(Photo: Yankees pitcher Mariano Rivera caught spitting suspiciously close to the ball)

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

I will read a bit of scripture tomorrow morning in synagogue wherein god, in the usual threatening way, tells the people that if they don't follow the law, they face terrible retribution, just like the people of Sodom and Gomorrah. The story of those two ruined cities includes the character we call the wife of Lot. Lot and his family are fleeing the fire and the brimstone and the shock and the awe coming down from the sky, and they're instructed to run away and not look back. Lot's wife turns around, and, as punishment, is turned into a pillar of salt. She's the first to exhibit journalistic interest in the effects of power, and the first correspondent to violate official censorship, and the first witness to lose her life documenting collective punishment. The pillar of salt is a monument to one of the most important values I hold.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Snapshots/Take only pictures, leave only footprints


Saturday, August 01, 2009

Training Day/Retirement

Not long ago Matthew Lysiak and Barry Paddock took me out with them to show me the lobster shift. Last night I did the same for Sarah Armaghan. A police firefight in the Bronx, a helicopter emergency in Maspeth, and a bomb scare at LaGuardia. Not bad.

This week I received my Thomson Reuters BlackBerry, and tonight I will turn over my Daily News BNN pager.

So for the last time, I wear the S on my chest.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Awful neighborly

I managed to spot, report, and file this story in record time due to the courteous and amiable attitudes of individuals at the scene, a few short blocks from my home. Nice to know I live in a neighborhood where people trust one another, and trust a(n off-duty) reporter among them. Somewhat unsettling that this is the second byline I've collected blocks from my home covering particularly violent events.

Nick Jurevitch at I Love Franklin Ave expresses this neighborly shock somewhat better.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Ridgewood Rashomon

Here is the tale as told to me by Stephanie Ortiz, 14, sister of the central figure in this anecdote. That person is Hazel Campana, who Stephanie says is 28 or 31.

Hazel Campana had a bad-news boyfriend, one Carlos Berrios. Berrios is recently free from a seven-year stint in prison and sports a teardrop tattoo next to his right eye. He was abusive, violently pulling Campana's hair in public if he felt cruelly inclined, which occured frequently.

And on Saturday night, Berrios stole money from Campana's purse and threatened to kill her, possibly because she'd considered leaving him. He left. Campana, in fear, called her cousin. Her cousin called Campana's ex-boyfriend, Edwin Santana, and the two of them planned to come and protect her from Berrios.

Santana had both more and less brains than Campana. More, because he alerted the police that Berrios was violent and possibly armed. Less, because Santana chose to arm himself with an antique .32-calibre revolver, which he stuffed into his waistband.

Both Santana and police responding to the call he made arrived at Campana's home. Unfortunately for Santana, he matched the description he'd given to the police of Berrios: Hispanic male, medium build, shaved head. The police approached Santana, who struggled with them. The revolver fell from his pants, hitting the cement and discharging a bullet into Police Officer Rodney Lewis's chest.

Santana was taken to the 104 Precinct, and Lewis to the hospital. Lewis is in stable condition; the bullet lodged in his skin and muscle and did not penetrate his chest cavity. Santana is charged with assault in the second degree and criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree; to wit, he essentially called the cops on himself.

Berrios is in the wind. And Hazel, to salacious detail, was born Robert.

At least that's how Stephanie remembers it.

(Photo: Hazel Campana (L) escorted from the scene by police officers en route to the 104 Precinct for questioning. By Victor Nicastro for the Daily News)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

I blog, therefore I have inflated sense of self

Brooklyntheborough.com found last week's double homicide on Washington Avenue interesting, and included it in a roundup of events. They borrowed my photo and my blurb from this humble outlet, then linked to the Daily News story I filed.
So my e-go (snap! I just totally coined that!) is hurt that them bloggers didn't put two and two together and realize that the DN byline matched the name of this writer.

Transexual gang-banger love triangle leads to cop shot by antique weapon

I love this newspaper, and this town.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Levitt's Retrospective

I'm reading NYPD Confidential by Leonard Levitt, the former New York Newsday reporter and columnist who brilliantly transitioned from print reporter to print columnist to book author and independent blogger. A sign that he still does his job well: The department last year revoked the old man's press credentials.

In this book, his latest, Levitt reprises his nearly 40 years of experience covering the nation's largest police force, starting with the Knapp Commission and Frank Serpico's testimony through the Giuliani years and the creation of CompStat and into present day.

On the changing relationship between the press and the police, Levitt explains:

Approaching the twenty-first century, only three city newspapers remained. Not only police reporters but editors seemed reluctant to tangle with the police. Rupert Murdoch's New York Post veered slavishly to the side of authority. Virtually every mention of the word "cop" was preceeded bv the word "hero."[...]

By the end of the twentieth century, DCPI [the police press office] had three dozen officers. The NYPD, meanwhile, had become the largest and most powerful police force in the world. It may or may not have been the world's finest police force, but it had the largest staff of officers to tell the world it was.